Wednesday, January 18, 2006

SCHOLAR AT WORK

Spike putting the final touches on his response to the Eichmann Law of Universal Uncertainty.

The ELUU states, of course, that "no predictable outcome will ever follow any set order of things, even if said things are identical in all measurable ways".

Spike's response, the Statement of Speed Superiority and Unshakable Faith, denounces that claim.

The SSSUF postulates that "the good guys always win".

The SSSUF will be published simultaneously in the upcoming Journal of Scientific Advancement (Spring 2006 volume), the New Yorker (April 2006 issue) and independently by Spike's own vanity press, All-Consuming Eye Books (initial run of 500 signed and numbered hardcovers, June 2006 release date).

1 comment:

Sarah B. said...

Very nice. And... Huh?