X-RAY VISION

So, sitting in a fancy new Burger King, eating some fries, Spike notices the big flat-screen TV high up on the wall.

None other than George W Bush is on the screen, murmuring away in that patronizing way of his.

Spike asks me if that is the news on the TV.

I tell him yes, and to remember that guy on there, because he is a bad guy.

Spike wants to know what he does.

I tell him that the guy is just a bad guy and does lots of bad stuff.

He stares at the screen for a couple of minutes, watching Bush wave his hands and smirk.

Then Spike tells me he's a bad guy because his face comes off and there is a robot underneath.